The boobs did droop, but that was fixed
The scars I bear with glee
The hail damage to my thighs
Is permanent you see


The wrinkles and the lines I share
With women aged like me
I try my best erasing them
With creams from the tea tree
Oh age is not for sissies!
With my loud mouth I decree
The experiences paid for but
The damage is for free!!
Suffer all ye husbands as the menopause approaches
Its a burning hell you see, of fires, storms and roaches